CHARACTERS:
Orange Flower named HAYES
Pink Furry Bug named CHASE
HAYES: Oh! Hayes smells so sweet! How nice my life is, being Hayes and being a beautiful orange flower! Hayes shall sit here, growing up toward the sun, hoping no bugs shall eat Hayes!
CHASE: Mwa ha ha! CHASE the pink, furry bug is here, and CHASE THE PINK, FURRY BUG STRIKES! CHASE THE PINK, FURRY BUG SHALL EAT YOU!
HAYES: Oh, terror! Please, please, please, please, please do not eat poor Hayes the Orange Flower! Please, Hayes will spit on you! Hayes will wrap Chase up in Hayes's long green stem and Hayes will strangle Chase!
CHASE: Chase the Pink Furry Bug would like to see Hayes the Orange flower try!
HAYES: Oh, snap! Here Hayes comes!
CHASE: Chase will fly away! Chase notices that Hayes has no wings with which to pursue!
HAYES: Dang.
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